Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Foaming Bats

Some guy named Brian Flemming has declared war on Christmas. I've never heard of him and my guess is that, aside from a few bloggers, atheists, and some film aficionados, no one else has either. Evidently he wrote the play Bat Boy , which has a cult following, but then we know you can form a cult around people who worship vacuum cleaners so that doesn't say much.

Anyway, I have a hard time getting excited about this, since he is belatedly joining a battle which has been being waged for some time now. And silly exercises like this only help our side anyway.

Besides, Foamy the Squirrel seems to be able to handle anything he and his Christmas-hating buddies could dish out.

Hat-tip to Instapundit.

WARNING: Foamy is quite vulgar, but priceless.